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curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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homophobic:

i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen

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dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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emotionsbye:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
 

and
 

aint one

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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itsalwaysourselveswefindinthesea:

watching the world pass us by

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